Off The Cuff

August 8th, 2018

Lunch was at Little Havana, which is a favorite spot for some Cuban food for the boys of the Exchange Club. Some even stayed long enough to enjoy their flan. In his final days of bachelorhood, Dave Vivies led us in the pledge and Wayne Myers returned to lead us in the blessing.

Lunch will be at The Foundry on the 15th and The American Legion on the 22nd with the 5th Wednesday Happy Hour at Bonefish Mac’s on the 29th from 5:30 pm – 7:30 pm. Wednesday the 5th of September the boys will be back at the LHPYRC for lunch.

Saturday, August 4th, Lou Waller represented the Exchange Club at The Crockett Foundation Back to School event by handing out cold water to the thirsty students. Over 4,000 were in attendance. We are proud to support such a great foundation.

Saturday, August 18, from 8:00 am – 12:00 pm, the old salts will be fishing on the Helen S, a sign-up sheet is going around, or email your RSVP to, as we only can fit 36 fishermen. It looks to be a fun day out on the water with cold beers & hot stories.

See immediate Past President & FAU Alumni Joel Rask for more information and tickets for FAU vs Air Force Saturday the 8th of September. Come out for a huge tailgate party and some of Dr. Brian’s winning green egg meat.

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Last week’s shaking man, John Burgess, was not present to pick a shaking man so by executive order Lou Waller was named this week’s shaking man for his participation at The Crockett Foundation Back to School event and the 50/50 pot was won by President-elect Donn Atkins.

An old woman came into her doctor’s office and confessed to an embarrassing problem. “I fart all the time, Doctor Johnson, but they’re soundless, and they have no odor. In fact, since I’ve been here, I’ve farted no less than twenty times. What can I do?” “Here’s a prescription, Mrs. Harris. Take these pills three times a day for seven days and come back and see me in a week.”
Next week an upset Mrs. Harris marched into Dr. Johnson’s office. “Doctor, I don’t know what was in those pills, but the problem is worse! I’m farting just as much, but now they smell terrible! What do you have to say for yourself?”
“Calm down, Mrs. Harris,” said the doctor soothingly. “Now that we’ve fixed your sinuses, we’ll work on your hearing.”