November 14th, 2018
It’s always a fun lunch when we have the students to recognize. Principal Hudson Thomas led the boys in the pledge and Rev. Wayne Myers led us in prayer and blessed the high school seniors.
A memorial for Joe Ryan was held by Reverend Wayne Myers at The Pink Church. After some Psalms and touching words by Rev. Wayne we heard from Jim Terlizzi, Steve Izzi and Dan Cline with some humorous insights to Joe Ryan. It was a fine memorial to remember a member of the Greatest Generation. We raised a toast in Joe’s honor afterwards at BoneFish Mac’s.
NFL Raffle tickets have been listed for sale on Bidpal so direct people to http://bidpal.net/nflraffle to purchase. If you would like tickets in hand please see Tad. There’s only a few weeks left to sell these tickets so please start the push on them.
Mark your calendars for:
American Legion Post 142 Pig Roast – $15 for all you can eat. Beer specials and a liquor wagon raffle.
We will meet up for the Yuletide Parade on December 6th at McNab Park at 4 pm to start preparing hotdogs.
Susan B Anthony toy drive toys need to be brought to lunch on the 12th of December so they can be wrapped at the American Legion for delivery on the 14th of December. Diapers and baby wipes are also needed.
Wreaths Across America: Meet at Pompano Beach Cemetery Friday, December 14, at 9 am to prepare graves and plant stakes and Saturday, December 15, at 12 pm for the ceremony and placing the wreaths.
The NFL Superbowl drawing will be at the American Legion Post 142 on Sunday, December 16. We will meet at 11 am to bring toys and sing Christmas carols to the children at Broward Children’s Center then back to Legion Hall for drinks, food and the raffle drawing.
The annual NFL Alumni DAV Charity Sporting Clay Fun Shoot will be January 26.
We gave the mic to Jim Balistreri to award the Most Improved Students for the month of November from the local high schools. We recognized from Ely High School – Juvens Montelus & Shania Paul, Highlands Christian – Bryce Everette & Chloe Duong, Deerfield Beach High – Carina Cook & Terejinald Bynum, Coconut Creek High – Anthony Palacios & Miyolie Charles. The Outstanding Seniors from October that were unable to attend last month were from Coconut Creek High – Diamond Fowler & Shavan Thompson.
The monthly XC Board meeting was held Thursday at Auto Tech & Body, Secretary Jay Ghanem will provide minutes at the next lunch meeting.
President-elect Donn Atkins named as this week’s shaking man Jim Terlizzi for his beautiful eulogy of Joe Ryan and Highlands Christian student Chloe Duong won the pot, an early scholarship for her.
Why Ethel changed motels.
Ethel checked into a Motel on her 65th birthday; she was lonely, a little depressed at her advancing age and so decided to risk an adventure.
She thought, “I’ll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages.”
She looked through the phone book, found a full-page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tony, a very handsome man with assorted physical skills flexing in the photo.
He had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six-pack abs.
She figured, what the heck, nobody will ever know. I’ll give him a call,
“Good evening, ma’am, how may I help you?”
Oh my, he sounded sooo sexy! Afraid she would lose her nerve if she
hesitated, she rushed right in, “I hear you give a great massage.
I’d like you to come to my motel room and give me one.
No, wait, I should be straight with you. I’m in town all alone and what I
really want is sex. I want it hot, and I want it now.
Bring implements, toys, everything you’ve got in your bag of tricks.
We’ll go at it all night… tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and
whipped cream, anything and everything, I’m ready! Now how does that sound?”
He said, “That sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line.”